If
Laughter's the Best Medicine, Animals are Your Meds Animals have to possess a sense of humor to deal
with us, so we thought you might enjoy humor featuring
animals, big, small and everything in between.
Clever
Dog A
wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've
got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers
every morning." Her husband replied "Well,
lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded,
"But we've never subscribed to any!"
Talking
Dog
A
guy and his talking dog, Rover, went to a bar. The
bartender says, "We don't allow dogs in here."
The guy says, "You don't understand, my dog talks."
The bartender says "Prove it and I'll let him
stay." The guy says, "Rover, tell the bartender
you want a beer." Rover says, "I want a
beer." The bartender says, "No way, you
must be a ventriloquist." The guy says, "All
right, I'll go to the bathroom and you ask him."
The bartender says, "What can I get you?"
Rover replies, "I want a beer." The bartender
can't believe it. He reaches in his wallet, pulls
out a $10 bill and tells Rover, "It's yours if
you go to the bar across the street and say the same
thing." The guy comes out of the bathroom and
can't believe his dog is gone. He says, "What
have you done with my dog?" The bartender says
"Don't worry, I sent him across the street to
the other bar." Furious, the guy runs out of
the bar to see Rover making love to a sexy poodle
on the corner. The guy says, "Rover, What are
you doing? I've never seen you do this before."
Rover says, "I've never had 10 bucks before!"
Two
Mice
A
mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when
suddenly a cat comes at them. The mother mouse goes,
"Bark!" and the cat runs away. "See?"
says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you
see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"
New
Dog, New Husband
Q:
What's the difference between a new husband and a
new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
This
Video's an Instant Classic: Another Clever Dog
Dancing
Canine This
guy decides he wants his dog to be able to dance,
so he enrolls the pet in dance classes. Dutifully,
he takes this dog to class every week, but he sees
no improvement. Finally, he takes the instructor aside
and says, "I'm spending a fortune here. Why isn't
my dog's dancing improving?" "I'm sorry,"
the instructor replies, "but there's not much
I can do. Your dog has two left feet."
